In The Begizzin
In any case, I thought it might be interesting to revisit my first ever post, Snoop Dog Style
W-to-tha-izzell, brotha one ta not try n hop on tha train AFTER it has left tha station, Ive finally decided ta git up mah own web log, or bizzle. I hope you enjoy mah chillin' n maybe we can all learn a thing or two. As tha Great Communicizzles so eloquently put it, tha open exchange of ideas is really tha greatest security of a free people with the S-N-double-O-P.
Of course, wizzle someone shows up n intends ta threaten T-H-to-tha-izzat freedom, we thank tha open exchange of ideas amongst those arms brotha in tha Connectizzles Brotha Valley who gave rise ta tha .357 which so effectively protects.
I suppose any good introduction, as introductions do, should give a shawty background `bout me, this blog, n tha direction i would like ta takes it . Im crazy, you can't phase me.
well, i am a thirty sum-m sum-m married guy, witta fabulous wife, son n dog, liv'n jizzle outside washington, d.c. but still "inside tha beltway." im an envirizzles attorney n spend mah days, nights, n most chillin' hours try'n ta educate thugz `bout tha true state of tha environment, n ensure tizzy congress, n more importantly, tha folks at tha envirizzles protection agency thiznink before tizzle act. sometizzle its a whole lot more difficult T-H-to-tha-izzan one would imagine . They call me tha black folks president. as that patron saint of regulatory oversight, jim tozzi, likes ta say: every four years we git someone new who swears theyll do it differizzles but they all go native . Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. if youve gots a suggestion fo` how we can change thizzay shoot me an email, id love ta discuss it.
As you can imagine, wit mah background, i W-to-tha-izzill probably be messin' some time hizzle present'n mah views on various envirizzles matta fo' sheezy. dont fear though, coz i do have wanna be gangsta interests. yo also likely ta read `bout mah delusizzles blingin' on politics n politizzles theory, why mah macintosh playa is superior ta yo pc (-B-to-tha-izzut doesnt hold a candle ta mah oldcommodore 64), current events, mah son, wife, n dog, n of course anyth'n else thats on mah mind.
i also hizzle ta spice th'n up wit some real news report'n on tha events in downtown d.c. in tha com'n weeks, look fo` both some, photo n video reports on all tha major events
generally, i hope ta present fairly serious commentizzles witta bit of fun thrown in, on a variety of subjects over tha com'n days, weeks, months, n hopefully years (we wizzill see `bout that) with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin.
Ill mostly be trippin' fizzle mah homes outside Washington, D.C. n Chattanizzles TN, n rappa else mah travels takes me if you gots a paper stack. Since I am not paid ta bliznog, its B-to-tha-izzest ta look fo` updates in tha trippin' n even'n (unless some special event is happen'n).
So sit back, grab some coffee, n come join me at tha drug deala top.