The Countertop Chronicles

True, lasting peace cannot be secured through the strength of arms alone. Among free peoples, the open exchange of ideas ultimately is our greatest security --- Ronald Reagan

Thursday, March 10, 2005

In The Begizzin

I don't know if you've seen Gizgoogle yet, but let me assure you, the nerds in Silicon Valley sure better watch their six, cause Snoop Dog is on their tail.

In any case, I thought it might be interesting to revisit my first ever post, Snoop Dog Style

W-to-tha-izzell, brotha one ta not try n hop on tha train AFTER it has left tha station, Ive finally decided ta git up mah own web log, or bizzle. I hope you enjoy mah chillin' n maybe we can all learn a thing or two. As tha Great Communicizzles so eloquently put it, tha open exchange of ideas is really tha greatest security of a free people with the S-N-double-O-P.

Of course, wizzle someone shows up n intends ta threaten T-H-to-tha-izzat freedom, we thank tha open exchange of ideas amongst those arms brotha in tha Connectizzles Brotha Valley who gave rise ta tha .357 which so effectively protects.

I suppose any good introduction, as introductions do, should give a shawty background `bout me, this blog, n tha direction i would like ta takes it . Im crazy, you can't phase me.

well, i am a thirty sum-m sum-m married guy, witta fabulous wife, son n dog, liv'n jizzle outside washington, d.c. but still "inside tha beltway." im an envirizzles attorney n spend mah days, nights, n most chillin' hours try'n ta educate thugz `bout tha true state of tha environment, n ensure tizzy congress, n more importantly, tha folks at tha envirizzles protection agency thiznink before tizzle act. sometizzle its a whole lot more difficult T-H-to-tha-izzan one would imagine . They call me tha black folks president. as that patron saint of regulatory oversight, jim tozzi, likes ta say: every four years we git someone new who swears theyll do it differizzles but they all go native . Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. if youve gots a suggestion fo` how we can change thizzay shoot me an email, id love ta discuss it.

As you can imagine, wit mah background, i W-to-tha-izzill probably be messin' some time hizzle present'n mah views on various envirizzles matta fo' sheezy. dont fear though, coz i do have wanna be gangsta interests. yo also likely ta read `bout mah delusizzles blingin' on politics n politizzles theory, why mah macintosh playa is superior ta yo pc (-B-to-tha-izzut doesnt hold a candle ta mah oldcommodore 64), current events, mah son, wife, n dog, n of course anyth'n else thats on mah mind.

i also hizzle ta spice th'n up wit some real news report'n on tha events in downtown d.c. in tha com'n weeks, look fo` both some, photo n video reports on all tha major events

generally, i hope ta present fairly serious commentizzles witta bit of fun thrown in, on a variety of subjects over tha com'n days, weeks, months, n hopefully years (we wizzill see `bout that) with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin.

Ill mostly be trippin' fizzle mah homes outside Washington, D.C. n Chattanizzles TN, n rappa else mah travels takes me if you gots a paper stack. Since I am not paid ta bliznog, its B-to-tha-izzest ta look fo` updates in tha trippin' n even'n (unless some special event is happen'n).

So sit back, grab some coffee, n come join me at tha drug deala top.